Today: A Story

Just as I was winding down at the office today, I decided to check the CBC website for my daily dose of Canadian news and saw that there were reports of the power going out in Toronto's downtown core. I thought: "Self, it's a good thing you don't travel down the Lakeshore to get home anymore. Cause that would suck."

Famous last words!

I get on the highway at the 404 and Sheppard to head home only to find that my exit to the 401 has come to a complete stop. Hazarding that some kind of accident has happened, I switch over to the DVP south instead. And lo, there was indeed some kind of massive accident that had caused the entire westbound 401 express to be closed off. So I missed a bullet that way, but I knew I was still in for some pain because I was heading directly through the heart of Toronto, where none of the stop lights were working. :(

Most of the intersections on the Lakeshore were being directed by police but still... INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATINGLY SLOW. But when I went to take my usual "EFF YOU LAKESHORE" detour, I suddenly found myself surrounded by really high fences, concrete barriers and a massive grandstand hahaha! I was basically racing through the Indy track all on my own and although I wasn't going very fast, it was still hilariously awesome. It was like a real life Gran Turismo, LOL.

By the time I got to my subdivision, I assumed all was well because the stop lights were working at all nearby intersections. But when I drove into the parking garage, I was treated to some extremely weaksauce emergency lighting and basically pitch black darkness, because the power was out in my complex. Turning my high beams on in the underground did NOTHING. And then when it was time to get out of the car, I couldn't see A THING! Like I said, PITCH BLACK. It was like a real life Resident Evil, as I strafed and stumbled towards the tiny, tiny sliver of light in the distance that indicated where the exit was.

Thankfully, the power came back on half an hour later, so I have air conditioning and a functional fridge. And that was my day.