Bewildering!

I just received a new comment on this blog; I knew it would be spam because the comment was made on a post I made a year ago, but I was not prepared for the sheer nonsensical brilliance I would find in my inbox.

The entirety of the comment is as follows:

maitri bbsrc automated wanthmph tied rewording toor aimpilatm marshall finger areshops lolikneri havaqatsu

I've decided to pretend that this is a code and Smokey wants me to help him get off the Island. It's much more fun that way.

*happily rejects comment*