Whatever, I Don't Even Like Whiskey

Know what's been pissing me off lately? That damn Canadian Club Whiskey commercial I keep hearing on the radio. You know, the "Damn Right Your Dad Drank It" one? Every time the announcer says "Your mom wasn't your dad's first" I scream back "YES SHE WAS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR WESTERNIZED VALUES." :P This is a strange reaction for me, considering how liberal I am. I guess I just want to reiterate a point, that men shouldn't be portrayed as macho studs. Just like women shouldn't be portrayed as delicate flowers of virginity. Stupid fucking ad campaign...