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Third Time's A Charm

I've decided to do NaNoWriMo this year. I tried back in 2005 and 2006, failed both times. In 2005 I tried a fantasy plot that basically went "a young couple falls in love... insert angry deity". Didn't get very far with it; I wrote very seat-of-my-pants and didn't even know how the story was supposed to end.

In 2006 I switched to urban sci-fi. It was about a woman living in the near-distant future where government sponsored super-soldiers had revolted against their handlers and planned on enslaving regular people. And the super-soldier that was leading the attack was the woman's younger sister. I got a lot further with that story than the previous year (almost 10,000 words) but again I had no idea how the story was going to end. Mostly though... I was bored of my story. Bored of writing it, bored of the characters, bored of the setting, bored of it all. My patience for writing one piece over an extended period of time is very limited, you see. It's my fatal flaw.

After my two miserable failures I decided that NaNo was not for me and abstained in 2007. I have no idea why I've changed my mind this year. Maybe because I'm not currently working and the thought of having so much extra time is increasing my confidence.

I figured that I ought to do something different this year so I'm outlining my entire story, chapter by chapter, scene by scene. Hopefully it will help. At least I'll have a plan and I'll know how the story ends. And thus far it looks like I'll be able to surpass the required 50,000 if things work out properly. My story this year will be historical fiction, taking place in 14th century India. I know I'll eventually get bored so I'm trying to figure out beforehand how I can alleviate that. I really want to win for once.

Identity Angst

I'm not sure where this idea came from, but I was thinking how interesting it would be to write a story about a girl who doesn't know if she's really who she is. Why? Okay, here's the scoop. She and her twin sister were caught in a house fire when they were young. Both of them were badly burned, trapped under collapsed debris. One of the girls died as a result of her injuries. The other survives. But because the burns destroyed her fingerprints, because a blow to the head gave her retrograde amnesia, because the trauma of the event has altered her personality, no one's quite sure which twin she is. There's no way to definitively/scientifically prove who she is, the girl herself has no idea about who she was in the past, and her friends and family can't tell which girl she is because she doesn't act like either of the girls pre-accident.

It's all very soap opera-ish, however. And aside from psychological angst, there's no real plot or conflict in the story. It's a good premise, but nothing more. :(

Time For A Change

I finally decided to switch up the layout of this journal. It was really great before, but I couldn't stand the way Youtube videos wouldn't fit the main column width. It drove me insane! Hence the change. I'm still trying to figure out a way to link a preview to my website on the sidebar, but I don't think that add-on exists. Anyway, I'm going to keep fooling around with the settings until I achieve perfection. ;)

Dance Until Your Feet Are On Fire

More new music of the dance variety!

First in line is the song 5ive star by a Japanese electro group called Capsule. There's something very catchy about this song, very happy too. The style of this song is quite similar to Perfume, which is probably why I like it so much. Also, the video is adorable and, I have to admit, far too short for my liking. I want more!



Second on the list is a MSTRKRFT remix of the song Green Light by John Legend & Andre 3000. This tune is the epitome of electro (or as some like to call it... Robo Music, hahaha!) and very great to dance to. There's no real video but I am linking to the song in all its greatness.



Third and last on the docket is Move For Me by Kaskade & Deadmau5, two DJs who came together to create this awesome track. It's house music at its best; again, no video but the song is here in all it's glory.



I just realized that there's a fair amount of Canadian content in this post: both MSTRKRFT and Deadmau5 are from Toronto. We've got some amazing DJs down here.

Unfinished And Untitled

Brehan found her by the water.

It was early in the day, the perfect time to hunt, and the sun was beginning to rise in the sky, bursting through the sparse clouds that dotted the blue sky. Not even April and the temperatures were already soaring, the sticky humidity wrapping around him like an unwanted blanket. It was near impossible to stay on the trail of the deer without taking a break, and so he did, veering off course towards the mighty river that ran through the valley. He could catch up with the deer later in the day.

Tucking his bow back into its sling, Brehan bounded down the sloping hills towards the dark river. Zaphura, they called it, an amalgamated name of the two tribes that claimed each side. His peoples' side, the Zamin, were of a water tribe speciality, while the Phuranya were the fire tribe brothers that had settled on the other side of the banks. Zaphura's waters were always on the warmer side, owing to the bond of brotherhood that tied both his water tribe and the fire tribe on the other side. Despite this fact, he knew that dipping in the waters was just the sort of solution to the steaming temperatures of the day. But as he cleared the treeline and made his way to the shore, a figure caught his eye.

She was sitting on top of a small outcropping of rocks next to the waters side. He had never seen someone like her before. The women of the surrounding regions were all similar in particular ways: tanned olive skin, straight black hair. But this woman had creamy pale skin, dotted with light freckles on her cheeks. Her hair was bunched in loose curls at her neck, somewhere between brown and red, shining like a subtle fire in the light of the climbing sun. Added with the largest, bluest eyes he had ever seen, and soft cherry lips, Brehan felt as if he were laying eyes upon a goddess fallen to the earth. Except a goddess would have selected better clothing, not the coarse grey robe that hung from her slender form like a dead man's skin.

What was this woman doing here, looking etherially out of place?

Walking quietly, Brehan came towards her at an angle, as if she were a lion cub that he didn't want to startle or scare. She heard his footsteps almost immediately, those blue eyes fixing upon him with a strange look of confusion. He continued to approach her slowly, finally kneeling down before her as he came to her side.

"Fair lady," he spoke reverently, as if there were no other alternative, "You do not look as if you come from these parts. Have you been separated from your people?"

The confused look on her face heightened even further, a frown furrowing across her brow. Then she began to speak in a sharp, crisp language that he had never heard of before. It was a jarring surprise, hearing her frustrated tones in an alien tongue. But her voice was rich and powerful, without a hint of fear, and Brehan found himself suddenly smitten by the mysterious woman. She stopped talking when she realized that he didn't understand what she was saying, sighing and crossing her arms with disappointment. Her gaze went back to the river, as if her answers were lying amidst the glistening waters.

"If you come with me, back to my village, perhaps I can help you." Brehan asked, even though he knew she didn't understand him. He spoke kindly and gently, hoping that the tone of his voice would help her comprehend what he was trying to say. He shifted on his haunches so that he was kneeling in front of her, directly in her line of sight. "I want to help you. Do you understand?" Tentatively, Brehan reached for her hand, relieved when she didn't flinch or pull it out of his grasp. Holding it between both of his own, he eyed her hopefully.

She considered him for a moment, then gracefully rose from her seat on the rocks. She was much taller than he had realized, almost as tall as himself, her fair legs peeking out from the bottom of the robe as she looked at him expectantly. Still holding her by the hand, Brehan retraced his steps back to the village. The deer would be safe for another day.

As per usual, it's based on a dream I had. I'm 100% sure I wrote a couple more chapters but for the life of me I have no idea where they are. I guess I'll just have to keep looking for it. I have a feeling I may have deleted it in a fit of embarrassment.

Anyway, this particular passage reminds me how unrefined my writing skills are. I mean... ugh. I sound like Stephanie Meyer or something.

Reaching Around The World For New Music

Conservative blogger: *in an ominous tone* "Children [these days] do not feel that they depend on the will of God but on the will of their mother." (regarding their existence)
Me: "Hell, I hope so."

But let's put that aside. I have something much more pleasant to share with y'all. I have discovered, quite randomly, the existence of a three member techno-pop girl group called Perfume. Their music sounds like Kylie Minogue's music with intense influence from Daft Punk, all with that good ole Japanese flavour. Their songs are so ridiculously catchy and I must say their videos are tres fun to watch. Perfume's USP (Unique Selling Point, for those who don't know) has got to be their dancing, which the girls have down to a tee. The video below demonstrates this point, as well as showing that, no, you don't have to dress a girl group up in skimpy clothes for people to take them seriously.



I kinda wish Bollywood videos would copy something like this; they're into shamelessly stealing from other cultures, after all. ;P

The Conservatives Are Freaking Me Out

A certain article was brought to my attention and it scared and angered me.

These are real quotes from real people, expressing eliminationism against liberals, which is "a desire or a demand for extermination, removal, or infliction of harm; identification of opponents with national enemies; identification of opponents as a target for retaliation or incarceration; expressing a desire for or approval of genocide or murder; identification with vermin or disease." It’s all America-related quotes, but we all know Canada, for all its socialist predilections, harbors people who feel exactly the same way.

Excerpts:

Lee Rogers: “[T]he day will come when unpleasant things are going to happen to a bunch of stupid liberals and it’s going to be very amusing to watch.”

Rush Limbaugh: “I tell people don’t kill all the liberals. Leave enough so we can have two on every campus—living fossils—so we will never forget what these people stood for.”

RedState contributor “Thomas Crown”: I repeat: Should the entire American Left fall over dead tomorrow, I would rejoice, and order pizza to celebrate. They are not my countrymen; they are animals who happen to walk upright and make noises that approximate speech. They are below human. I look forward to seeing each and every one in Hell.

Rabbi Daniel Lapin: There were, and are, “two incompatible moral visions for this country. We had to settle it then. We’re going to have to settle it now. I hope not with blood, not with guns, but we’re going to have to settle it nonetheless. The good news is that I think our side is finally ready to settle it. Roll up its sleeves, take off its jacket, and get a little bloody. Spill a little blood. We’ll settle it. And we’ll win. And then there’s no holding us back.

Ann Coulter: ”We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too.”

Joe M. Richardson, letter to Editor and Publisher: I say start executing the leftists in our country, soon.

Rep. Peter King: And Joe Wilson has no right to complain. And I think people like Tim Russert and the others, who gave this guy such a free ride and all the media, they’re the ones to be shot, not Karl Rove.

“Sock" Sokolowski, to Stephanie Miller: As with Cindy Sheehan the best thing that could happen to you would be seeing some WONDERFUL activist sticking an AK-47 up your Glory Holes and sending you into eternity… I would gather my 1st amendment rights permit me to HOPE (!) and PRAY (!) that someone decides you’re better off as statistics. Honestly, should I hear of either you leaving this earth prematurely I would initiate a personal celebration that would make Animal House appear to be just another quiet Sunday in church.

Melanie Morgan: “We’ve got a bull’s-eye painted on [Nancy Pelosi’s] big, wide laughing eyes.”

Kathleen Parker: Here’s a note I got recently from a friend and former Delta Force member, who has been observing American politics from the trenches: “These bastards like Clark and Kerry and that incipient ass, Dean, and Gephardt and Kucinich and that absolute mental midget Sharpton, race baiter, should all be lined up and shot.”

John Shelley: All verminous, hate-America, liberal-socialist-commie filth should be contained and selectively eliminated.

Paul Cameron: “Unless we get medically lucky, in three or four years, one of the options discussed will be the extermination of homosexuals.”

All this makes me scared because these people are spewing hate against me, not just my beliefs. And then I saw the quote that says Kucinich should be shot and I got really pissed off. Anyone who badmouths Kucinich is not in his/her right mind. :P

*sigh* It’s times like this I wish I had a friend who was a leftist feminist to discuss issues with.

Can't Wait For Strawberry Swing

Coldplay tonight yaaaaa! I can’t believe I’ll be seeing those four awesome dudes again. Maybe this time I’ll actually understand what the hell Chris Martin is saying. ;) It’s funny… last time I had weird seats, couldn’t really see the stage but I was practically staring down on him from above. This time I will be straight across from the stage but much further than I was the first time. It’s bittersweet in a way.

A Cultural Message

From Heartless Bitches International: Socialized Stupidity - There IS a cure!

Excerpt:

• How can a woman with outrageously long fingernails do ANYTHING sensible (or compete on an equal level with a man) when she is constantly worried about breaking a nail?
• How can a woman run or defend herself if she is wearing 4-inch heels?
• How can a woman focus on improving her brain when she has to spend 3 hours a day on her appearance?
• How can a woman THINK when she is eating so few calories and carbohydrates each day that her brain can't function normally?

They don't need to make laws that keep women down and prevent equality. They just have to keep us preoccupied with ludicrous activities that distract us and keep us from learning, improving our brains, developing our physical strength, and asserting our right to equality by simply being there in equal numbers.

I don't agree with all of it, and the extreme examples they use don't really apply to most women, but it's still a damn fine editorial. Rock on, ladies.

Happy Summertime Music

Today's post is all about cheerful dance videos for a change. Hurrah!

First off we have Ian Oliver's Bucovina. The song itself is light and Spanish flavoured and very danceable. The video is the cutest thing ever; a bunch of dudes are, like, throwing down b-boy moves while they skip and double dutch to the song, and a chick who watches them trains her ass off so that she can join in on the fun. Adorable, check it out.



And just for good measure, let's throw in Heater by Samim. The song is distinctively French sounding with the major use of an accordion. The video is a simple concept; people around the world dancing to the same song. :D

A Little Scared, A Little Sad

What the fuck is wrong with America?!

Bush wants to make any form of birth control equal to abortion. A man who raped an 11 year old girl gets a couple years in jail because girl “knew what she was doing” when she was gang-raped by 20 men. There are over 1 million individuals on their terrorist watch list.

Goddammit guys, I remember when America used to be awesome. Don’t you? Back when we were kids, and America was the Promised Land, land of opportunity, where you were free from persecution, where you could find your greatest potential. America was a breath of fresh air, revolutionary, creative, cutting-edge, as bountiful as it was complex. A place where people around the world came together to fulfill their dreams.

Now look at it. It’s shameful what the country is slowly sliding towards. Stifled, backwards, stale, shallow, oppressive, close-minded. And I’m very, very afraid of what effect this will have on Canada. Canada depends on America so much; I fear that we will try to emulate them in order to stay in their good books. I have terrible visions of Canada following the America Junior mindset. Or I have terrible visions of us sticking to our socialism, at which point America declares war and bombs us to hell. The Handmaid’s Tale was right; they’re headed towards a Christian fundamentalist theocracy. :(

*sigh* Okay, I’m going to stop being so down and concentrate on the fact that I will be seeing the Rogers Cup finals soon. And Coldplay. Woohoo!

I Was Supposed To Post This A Month Ago. Whoops.

Today's headline - My God, Stop Everything: Huckabee Shows Signs of Being Reasonable.

Former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee warned members of his party that any attempt to undermine presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama by "demonizing" him would backfire.

"The Republicans will make a fundamental, if not fatal mistake, if they seek to win the election by demonizing Barrack Obama," Huckabee told reporters in Tokyo. "Don't underestimate the extraordinary, substantive moment that Barack Obama's nomination represents in our country."

You know when the Huckster is the one making sense, things aren't looking so good for the Repubs.

Since I'm blogging about American politics, check out this doozie: Muslim wearing head scarf denied seat at Obama rally. The reason given for not having her sitting in the audience behind him? "A sensitive political climate" in the words of a volunteer. This all boils down to the fact that Dems talk the talk but don't walk the walk because they are, let's face it, scared. Scared of alienating the unwashed masses, scared of losing those votes and the support of people sitting on the fence, who paranoidly think Muslims are terrorists. Dems talk about unity across cultures and tolerance but in the end, running a campaign is like running a business and they can't ruin their carefully constructed image.

Great Music + Grace and Strength = Yay!

I have spontaneously developed a massive love for So You Think You Can Dance. No doubt, it’s going to be my TV obsession for the summer.

When the Canadian version starts, I’m gonna be so hardcore about voting.

My Faith In Dance Music Videos Is Restored (A Little)

Just downloaded a whole pile of dance tunes and though many of the videos suck in the usual sucky way, there were some surprising victories that I discovered. Let's start at the worst and work our way towards the best.

First up, 'White Lies' by Paul Van Dyk. Wonderfully catchy song, horrendous video in that typical "woman as nothing more than a stripper/peep show fodder" way. But out of all the songs in this post, it's my tied for my favourite.

Second song is 'Like This Like That' by Se:sa. Again, the women featured are nothing more than sexual objects. Double negative points for how, near the beginning with the guy-girl couple, he pantomimes a move that looks like beating her in the face. NO, BAD. At least the moral of the video is: "What Would Asians Do? KICK YOUR ASS." ;P

Third on the docket we have 'Toca's Miracle' by Fragma. This song originally came out in 2000 with this video. The girls are dressed a little silly but at least they are playing sports! But the song has been remastered and re-released for 2008, and the new video (the After Dark version) looks thusly All I want to know is WHY ARE THOSE WOMEN SO THIN? :(

Anyway, I'm ending with the video (and song!) I really like, cause it features a woman but the whole point is not her hotness but her desire to break free from corporate slavery. Sweeeeet. The song is 'Delirious' by David Guetta and it's very cute and fun. Enjoy!

Maybe It's The Crazy Poses That Are Evil

Here's something bizarre that was brought to my attention: Christian backlash against yoga. O RLY? YA RLY! And to think, I always thought yoga was one of those things that the western world happily co-opted from the motherland. ;P

No, I'm serious here; there are actual denouncements against yoga. Firstly, a British exorcist has claimed that yoga could put people in danger of being possessed by evil spirits. Also, a children’s yoga class has been banned from two church halls because vicars say yoga is a sham and un-Christian.

I'm sorry, I can't do much more than laugh at these people. I needed a good laugh.

Eurodance is Great But the Videos Suck: Volume Eleventy Billion

Today's banality is brought to you by Olav Basoski from Amsterdam. The song is called Waterman and features the lyrical stylings of Michie One. To be honest this video is not as bad as some of the other ones I've linked to, but it's so startlingly similar to the Calabria 2007 video that I had to share. Scantily clad ladies shake their booties, as usual. But at least the booties are not anorexic looking, and the booties are more than just sexual objects. There are some kick ass dancers here, thank you very much.

Also, I love this song. So I'm a little bit of a hypocrite ;)

Numbered Musings For A Monday

1. Canadian military looking for Iron Man-type suits for overburdened soldiers. I know this isn't the same thing, but an army of Robert Downey Jr. look-alikes sounds like a fine plan to me. ;) But more importantly, this brings us one step closer to our army of Gundams, hee.

2. Snagged from a comment in Shakesville, the best current Lost theory yet (spoilers): "I think Sayid gets back to the island, picks up the six (or maybe eight?), and takes off again, intending to get another load after dropping the first off. Then... boop. The island moves. Now they can't find it, and the other losties are lost yet again." Oh Lost, I love you despite your mindfuckery. ;)

3. Any lamebrain who says that women and men are equal in today’s world should read up on Carolyn Jessop, the woman who escaped from the FLDS in 2003 and wrote a book on her harrowing journey. Last night I was reading all kinds of articles about her and even watched a video of her doing a reading of one of the chapters of her book. I find her tale fascinating in a very sad way. She often emphasizes how she is an anomaly amongst the other women in that community; she had family on the outside, only 8 children (only!), and most importantly a college education. The most heartbreaking part of the entire thing is that her oldest daughter was so indoctrinated that she went back to the FLDS once she turned 18. Plural wives, subordination of women, incest, child rape, blood atonement... it almost boggles the mind that a community like this exists in North America.

There’s an FLDS community in British Columbia, sadly. And the BC government is in the process of answering the age old question of whether (I shit thee not) Canada's laws against polygamy are constitutionally valid. Um, hasn’t it already been established that polygamy is wrong, an archaic practice where women are valued less than men? Or am I just using earth logic again? :P

Canadian Government Thwarts Women Yet Again

Stephen Harper is Bad News.

Why? I'll tell ya why! In 2007, Harper's federal government changed the objectives and funding for the Status of Women Canada (SWC) program. Notably, the word "equality" was removed from the SWC's mandate, and the SWC's budget was slashed by $5 million. As a result, associations such as NAWL (National Association of Women and the Law) faced some huge setbacks. The NAC (National Action Committee) condemned this move and blasted the government for its actions.

I bring this up because of the recent noise surrounding Proposed Bill C-484, called the "Unborn Victims of Crime Act". Basically, it's an amendment to the Criminal Code which would grant personhood to the fetus. So if a man shot and murdered woman who was carrying an unborn child, he would be arrested on two murder charges instead of one. On the surface, this may seem dandy (well, not to me).

People are unimpressed. And for good reason. If passed, this bill would be an unconstitutional infringement on women’s rights, and would result in harm against pregnant women. It's a step towards re-criminalizing abortion, plus the bill could also criminalize pregnant women for behaviours perceived to cause harm to their fetuses.

Hmm, I may have to write a letter to my MP or something.

ETA: Here is a sample letter you can send to your MP and you can go here to find your MP. Cheers y'all.

The Wonderful Future...

You know how when a decade nears its end you get a glimpse what the next one will be dominated by? Because, obviously, there's no clear-cut divide between one decade to another, it's just a general transition. So what will the 2010's be like? From what I'm seeing lately, it will be as divisive as it will be revolutionary. There will be a lot of backlash in many different arenas of life. But most noticeably, we will "go green" in a lot of ways.